My zipline hoverboard is a sucess
Guess what? My zipline hoverboard works well on a zipline! I finally tested it out and it's fun! I'll be able to set up a business selling zipline hoverboards to zipline companies. I hope this sells well because I want to have enough money to make a real independent hoverboard. My next hoverboard project is the maglev hoverboard where it low hovers above the magnet tracks and once that gets working then I'll make a Treasure Planet hoverboard you've all been waiting for. I let you know if this zipline hoverboard tread catches on. I don't know if I make a ducted fan hoverboard because it's so expensive to build and may not work but this hover technology will be real and I'll help Bill Butler make it come true. Also I'm working on a 3-D hologram projector idea that'll make frame TVs and computer screens that we use now obsolete so I'll keep you updated.
Bens crosswalk studio will be in my hover age web page real soon.
Well since my hover research is going so slow I've decided to have a new media studio in my web page. It will contain entertaining comic strips of my drawings of people, talking animals and objects. I hope to entertain you with my comic strips because most of the todays comic strips in newspapers are old fashion and boring. Keep in mind that some of my drawings might contain multi culture stereotypes of people (I'm not putting other people down but representing them in my way) and it might have violent images, I'll be sure to warn you so I'm not offending people. I'll be making my short entertaining videos but keep in mind you'll have to pay for some of the comics, radio and videos you read, listen and watch but others will be free to view. I'll let you know when my Crosswalk studio is ready for entertainment.
The 2000s decade is over and the hover future didn't arrive
Everyone I've got bad news for you 10 years have passed and so far no reliable flying car in the market yet and worst of all no independent low hoverboard or hovercar curse it. Please read my 20th century overtime section and you'll understand why this 21st century stinks. For one thing wheel cars, bikes and skateboards are still rolling on the ground needing roads to roll on still and we still go to the airport to fly in winged planes and bladed copters. They still get stuck in the snow and in the water. We don't have 3-D holograms and we have to watch or play media on a flat screen and the worst part is you have to wear those geeky 3-D glasses. This future is a lowdown and it's very lousy. For more on this overtime future I'm going to have a flat screen video called "What happened to the hover age." In it you'll find out why we still live like people from the 1980s and 1990s. Well a new decade of 2010s has started but unless someone can make a self magnetic hoverboard and hovercar we are still going to be slaves to ground and wheels and flat screens. By the way did you know hovertech.com used to have a hoverboard contest Bill Butler wanted people to work on making a reliable hoverboard for the market. I encourage you people to make time to make hoverboards work well besides they don't magically appear by themselves so please make it work and don't be busy with 20th century overtime work. So bring the real hover age to pass now not later.
The future of hovering
Hello 20th century overtime flat screen web surfers. Future welcome to this hovering web site. This flat screen web site is a think tank research on making hover stuff to make the 20th century overtime of ground and wheels, dependence on grounded roads and winged airports a thing of the past. So in other words I want to make the hoverboards and flying cars of Pinocchio 3000 become a reality. So common that it will be affordable to buy hoverboards at your local sport store or Internet store and be able to buy flying cars at your car dealer store or better yet convert a wheel car into a flying car. I’ll be explaining how I’ll get us out of the 20th century overtime lifestyle into a world where you can at last experience real low hovering and flying high fun instead of just watching it on a flat screen science fiction movie or TV shows only. I’ll tell you exactly how I’ll invent hoverboards and hovercars that low hover above the ground and how I’ll make flying car which will actually be a roadable helicraft called the copter car combo with folding blades. I will explain why the stick out flying machines isn’t street legal and why they have to be at a winged airport and the rest of the inconveniences at the airport. I will also explain why wheel cars can’t fly like in science fiction media and why they have to roll on the grounded road. Also I will explain the inconveniences of rolling on the road the confined traffic jam problems we face and other wheel problems. Someday I want a 3-D hologram Internet website version of hoverage.com to show hoverboards and flying cars in 3-D form to see on all 6 angles like a sculpture instead of on a flat screen only.
Bens hovering news
March 3 2012 My Ducted fan hoverboard and flying car project is cancelled
I know you'll be disappointed in me because I've decided to pull the plug on my ducted fan hoverboard and flying car project and let me tell you why.
1. Because I don't want to face the high risk of getting sued by a ducted fan hoverboard rider and lose alot of money.
2. Because it would be too expensive to buy and too dangerous to ride it and it may not catch on in the market.
3. Because we don't have any way of stabilizing the ducted fan hoverboard or flying car.
4. Because I found the dangers of riding a ducted fan hoverboard by playing with my cyber surfer hoverboard toy and Ducted fan flying cars like Paul Mollers hard to control.
So with that in mind I'm very sorry for promising you ducted fan flying cars or hoverboards I was going to build them but I just couldn't afford it so I had to scrap my project. But don't worry I'm still going to make low hoverboards and hovercars with magnetic technology and I'll make 3d hologram projectors.
November 29 2011 My zipline hoverboard is a success.
I did people I finally made my zipline hoverboard work on a zipline. Now I'll have to get it patented and start a business and sell zipline hoverboards to people.
October 6 2010 a zipline hoverboard version that's coming soon
I've decided to make a zip line hoverboard instead of the stage rail hoverboard because I've decided it's cheaper and safer than the stage rail hoverboard and along with that I'll even build a ski lifter hoverboard on cable I'll let you know when I finish building it.